{"product_id":"canvas-tote-duck-design","title":"Canvas Tote - Duck Design  Red - Yellow Handle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eLet’s be real—some days are a complete storm. This hilarious canvas tote bag features an adorable, slightly stressed duck carrying its own little bag through a literal thunderstorm, perfectly capturing that \"fake it 'til you make it\" energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eWhether you're running errands, heading to work, or hitting the grocery store, this tote does the heavy lifting while bringing a smile to everyone who passes by. It makes the perfect gift for best friends, co-workers, busy moms, or anyone who appreciates a bit of dark, relatable humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Features a high-quality watercolour print with the text: \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"64\"\u003e\"The only thing holding my sh\u003c\/i\u003et together is this bag\" \u003cem\u003e\"This bag contains caffeine and bad decisions\" and \"Not today and I'm pretty sure not tomorrow\"    \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eADD DESIGN CHOICE INTO SPECIAL INSTRUCIONS AT CHECKOUT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Durable, high-quality canvas fabric designed for everyday wear and tear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHandles:\u003c\/b\u003e Sturdy, comfortable pink woven shoulder straps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e Perfect for books, groceries, laptops, and daily essentials.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEco-Friendly:\u003c\/b\u003e Reusable and washable—the perfect replacement for single-use plastic bags.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"D Dot Designs","offers":[{"title":"The Only Thing \/ Caffeine And Bad Decisions \/ Not Today","offer_id":58090930798924,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1069\/9764\/5644\/files\/ShitTogetherMockUp1.png?v=1783861553","url":"https:\/\/ddotdesigns.co.uk\/products\/canvas-tote-duck-design","provider":"D Dot Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}